A fun & sneaky family...

I was working on my bowling tracking app a few days before Halloween when my doorbell rang. I wasn't expecting company, and I didn't particularly welcome any distractions.

I reluctantly got up and went to answer the door. As I approached the my front door, I could see something had been taped to the outer glass door. It turned out to be this:



I opened the door, and no one was there. This bag was sitting on my front porch.



The bag wasn't empty. It contained:

• A Quaker Oats Chocolate Chip Granola Bar
  
• A mini Hershey's Milk Chocolate candy bar
  
• Two rolls of Smarties
  
• A bag of Chewy Sweet Tarts
  
• A pack of Whoppers
  
• A Vampire Bobblehead contain Jack O' Lantern gum
  
• A pair of Halloween socks
  
• A Halloween Poem
  

Here is the poem:

Happy Halloween!

A fun & sneaky family has come to town
To leave you some goodies that was see you have found
If you do not wish to disappoint all
Continue this greeting, this sneaky family call!
Buy or make some treats, 2 paper ghosts, and 2 notes like this
Deliver them to 2 neighbors who may have been missed
Don't let them see you, be sneaky, no doubt
And make sure they put their paper ghosts out!
Next, you have only two days to act, so be quick
Leave it at doors where there is no light
Ring the doorbell and run, and stay out of sight!
Last but not least, come join in the season
Don't worry, be happy - you need no good reason
Be cool, have fun, and remember don't be seen!
Share the spirit of Halloween!!

I don't think the author had much regard for meter. Then you have the line "Next, you have only two days to act, so be quick". It doesn't rhyme with anything. But I understand because sometimes when I am writing a traditional poem, I forget and think I am writing a Haiku. Then when I proofread it, I notice, but I decide I can't do it any better and leave it. I also have to applaud the random use of exclamation marks. But the most troubling thing is expectation/obligation to Pay It Forward.

So, I would have to buy two large pieces of white construction paper, an assortment of candy, a Halloween themed bag of the appropriate capacity, and some Halloween themed socks, and I would have to make a copy of the poem. Not only that, but it appears all the other houses in my neighborhood had been "hit", so I would have to drive around local neighborhoods looking for a mark. Creepily driving around neighborhoods that aren't mine looking for a mark would look very suspicious and wouldn't be very smart on my part. I was not ready to risk looking like a kidnapper or burglar or serial killer just to get in the Halloween spirit. But let's assume I find a mark without being reported as a suspicious individual in the area. So now, I have to return to the neighborhood at night, sneak uncomfortably close to a stranger's home, tape the ghost to the door, drop the bag, ring the doorbell, run away, and drive off without the luxury of a getaway driver. Oh yeah, wait, I am supposed to do all that twice. Needless to say, I didn't pay it forward. The whole process would have been a big pain in the ass not to mention the potential for an unpleasant brush with the law.



That is my left hand in the picture next to the Halloween themed socks. I don't think they are going to fit. Anyone with small feet need some socks?